Sorry to be hating on you bees, but ya'll are just ticking me off.
Here is a recap of my last ride.
Rode 10 miles, minding my own business, passing the old jogger guy with the big Gilligan hat, then BAM!!! a bee flys INTO my helmet. I pull over quickly, take off my helmet and as I am shaking it, the bee falls out to the ground. I should go back and look at my heart rate on my Garmin, I bet it was real high.
I take a deep breath, put my helmet back on, click in and I'm off to enjoy the rest of my ride.
About 5 miles later, almost exactly where I got stung the week before, ANOTHER F...ing bee flys into my F...ing helmet. Now I'm pissed. Give me a F...ing break, what did I ever do to you.
I'm pissed..., so I just turn around and decide to head home, then another F...ing bee flys into my chest and bounces off of me as soon as I started to head back.
Did I mention I now really hate bees.
2 comments:
would wearing a visor on the helmet help?
die bees die!
Probably not, but Lotus suggested getting a netting that might go over the helmet. She looked for one at REI, but they did not have one.
I went again down bee sting alley yesterday and only had one zoom in front of me (but no contact).
I'm not sure I could get myself to wear one anyway, being the god of thunder and all...
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